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May 18, 2011 at 2:00am
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12 paradoxes of education

I recently read a list by Adrian Shaughnessy called “the 12 paradoxes of graphic design.” Here’s his list:


  1. There’s no such thing as bad clients. Only bad designers.
  2. The best way to become a better graphic designer is to become a client.
  3. If we want to educate our clients about design we must first educate our self about our clients.
  4. If we want to make money as a graphic designer we must concentrate on the work, not the money.
  5. For graphic designers, possessing verbal skills is as important as possessing good visual skills.
  6. Most ideas fail, not because they are bad ideas, but because they are badly presented.
  7. Designers who use the argument “I know best because I am a professional” are usually unprofessional designers.
  8. We often imagine that all the good projects go to other people. Not so, in fact, nearly all jobs start off as neither good nor bad.
  9. The best way to self-promote is to avoid talking about yourself.
  10. A designer’s brain is capable of much more than making things look pretty.
  11. If we believe in nothing, then our clients will have no reason to believe in us.
  12. Designers often imagine that they need to be embedded with the clients, but there are advantages in being an outsider.

There are some stunning paradoxes on that list — paradoxes that, if worded slightly differently, explain all kinds of things I see happening in schools. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity, so I took his list and tweaked it slightly… mainly changing the word “designer” to “teacher” and “client” to “student.” So, here’s the teacher version of his list:

  1. There’s no such thing as bad students. Only bad teachers.
  2. The best way to become a better teacher is to become a student.
  3. If we want to educate our students about our subject, we must first educate ourselves about our students.
  4. If we want to make money as a teacher, we must concentrate on the work not the money.
  5. For teachers, possessing good visual skills is as important as possessing verbal skills.
  6. Most lessons fail, not because they are bad lessons, but because they are badly presented.
  7. Teachers who use the argument “I know best, because I am professional,” are usually unprofessional teachers.
  8. We often imagine that all good classes go to other people. Not so, in fact, nearly all classes start off as neither good nor bad.
  9. The best way to self-promote is to avoid talking about yourself.
  10. A teacher’s brain is capable of much more than grading things.
  11. If we believe in nothing, then our students will have no reason to believe in us.
  12. Teachers often imagine they need to be embedded with the students, but there are advantages in being an outsider.

I don’t think some of these work quite as well when applied to education (I’m still trying to figure out how #12 may or may not be true), but some of them are spot on. #1, for example, is a necessary corrective for that cadre of teachers who love to scapegoat the students for their paltry efforts. I think that #2 and #5 explain some of my greatest successes in the classroom.

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